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Kamala Harris Makes History - Biden’s selection of Harris is tantamount to an anointment: she is going to be the Democratic Party.
Outside the White House, the Site of Anti-Trump Protests Hosts a Celebration - Five months ago, protesters in Lafayette Square were tear-gassed to make way for a Presidential photo op. On Saturday, after Joe Biden’s victory was announced, the streets around the square were the scene of a party.
Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh’s Vote May Save Obamacare This Time - In oral arguments on Tuesday, Kavanaugh appeared inclined to let the Affordable Care Act stand even if the individual mandate is struck down.
As Trump Gained Latino Support in Florida, Biden’s Campaign Ignored Warnings - Members of the Democrat’s community-outreach team say that the effort was underfunded, unfocussed, and ineffective.
Full auction for IPL 2021 - It is understood that BCCI has plans to add a ninth team to the fold
Morikawa not intimidated by Masters challenge - PGA Championship winner says he has done his prep work
Lovlina fighting to remain focused - Stays afloat in the face of a string of adversities
Six-time champion Marquez not to return before 2021 - He has been sidelined since crashing out of the Spanish Grand Prix on July 19
Prannoy working on improving his fitness - The shuttler aims to qualify for the Olympic Games and better his ranking
India gifts 20 horses, 10 mine detection dogs to Bangladesh Army - India on Tuesday gifted 20 fully trained military horses and 10 mine detection dogs to the Bangladesh Army. These were trained by the Remount and Vete
Punjab recruits 482 new medical officers amid COVID-19 pandemic - Move to meet staff shortages, provide employment
Bihar Assembly polls | NDA overcomes stiff challenge to retain power in Bihar - The ruling coalition won 125 seats in the 243-member State Assembly against 110 clinched by the Opposition Grand Alliance.
Legacy war in Nandigram as Trinamool, its Minister hold separate rallies - In a veiled attack on party, Suvendu Adhikari says they will meet “on the battlefield”
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Nagorno-Karabakh: Russia deploys peacekeeping troops to region - Hundreds of troops are deployed after Armenia and Azerbaijan agreed to end six weeks of war.
Denmark mink cull: Government admits culling had no legal basis - PM Mette Frederiksen apologises for going ahead with the mass cull of mink without new legislation.
Catholic Church abuse: Vatican defends handling of McCarrick case - Theodore McCarrick was expelled from the priesthood after an inquiry found him guilty of sex abuse.
Coronavirus: Russia resists lockdown and pins hopes on vaccine - An ice rink is being used to treat Covid patients as Russia hopes its Sputnik V vaccine will resolve the crisis.
Coronavirus: Turkish Germans raise new Covid vaccine hopes - A husband and wife from Turkish immigrant families spearhead a vaccine breakthrough.
England faces a proper “argy-bargy” in Pennyworth S2 trailer - S1 now available for streaming on Amazon Prime, so it’s the perfect time to catch up. - link
Dutch scientists reconstruct spread of coronavirus through mink farms - So far, however, no evidence of dangerous mutations being selected in mink. - link
Ubuntu fixes bugs that standard users could use to become root - A handful of commands was all it took for untrusted users to become all-powerful. - link
James Corden is a snarky AI that might take out humanity in Superintelligence - Director Ben Falcone opted to release the film on HBO Max even before the pandemic. - link
Microsoft engineer gets nine years for stealing $10M from Microsoft - The defendant tried—and failed—to use bitcoin to cover his tracks. - link
How do you lure a pervert? (NSFW) -
Just add the NSFW tag.
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“Okay Fred, Shaggy and Daphne, can you name an animal that lives in Africa and has a large horn on its face?” “Rhino!” -
“We know you know the answer, Scooby, but it’s not your turn!”
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A Jewish pilot and Chinese pilot are flying together for the 1st time. -
An hour into the flight, the Jewish pilot says to his Chinese counterpart “I don’t like the Chinese.”
Stunned, the Chinese pilot replies “Why don’t you like the Chinese?”
“Well” says the Jew, “the Chinese bombed Pearl Harbor.”
Even more stunned, he replies ”The Chinese didn’t bomb Pearl Harbor! It was the Japanese!”
“Well, Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese, they’re all the same to me.” says the Jew.
The Chinese pilot is seething at this, and after a while he turns to his Jewish counterpart to say “I don’t like the Jews.”
“What?” asks the Jew. “Why don’t you like Jews?”
“Well” he says, “The Jews sank the Titanic.”
The Jewish pilot scoffs at this, “The Jews didn’t sink the Titanic! An Iceberg sank the Titanic!”
“Well” he replies, “Iceberg, Goldberg, Rosenberg, they’re all the same to me.”
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Why do vampires usually pull out during sex? -
They can’t come inside without an invitation.
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What should we do with people who rely on government handouts, but refuse to work? -
Kick them out of Congress
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